Monday, June 16, 2008

In vino sanitas

I saw this on my friend's blog today (Fr. Damien Ledoux) and it was too funny not to share:

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't, but should re-consider their decision!

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing this as a public service.

(http://web.mac.com/mordekhai/FDW/Blog/Blog.html)

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