Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Doctors weigh in on election

The AMA polled its members to see where they stand in regards to the Presidential Election. Here's what they discovered:

  • The Allergists voted to scratch it
  • The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  • The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
  • The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve
  • The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
  • The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted
  • The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
  • The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness
  • The Radiologists could see right through it
  • The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
  • The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
  • The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
  • The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward
  • The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
  • The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas
  • The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
  • The Dentists thought it was an oral problem.
  • I can't tell you what the Proctologists had to say!

Don't forget to vote!!

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